my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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