problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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