ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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