At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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