Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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