check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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