North Korea, Best Korea!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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