She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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