Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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