I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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