He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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