Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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