Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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