i just had sex bonerless
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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