ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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