haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
my liver is dry heaving
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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