I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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