i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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