Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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