I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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