someone owes me an orgasm
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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