Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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