Who did Billy Mays play for?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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