school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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