i think my mom watched the whole time
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
