The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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