Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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