I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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