It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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