they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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