1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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