dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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