He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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