My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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