Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
why is half of my head shaved?
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