What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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