The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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