She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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