D3 body, D1 cock
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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