My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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