I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
