too bad you live with your parents still
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
