who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You can't just leave with hair like that
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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