my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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