when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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