My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
