i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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