i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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