Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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