Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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