remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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