Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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