i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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