that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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