ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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