This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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