Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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