They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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