great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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